It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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