obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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