well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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