You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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