what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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