were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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