so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
