Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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