Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
