There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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