i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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