You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Sorry my hands just texted you
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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