If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Alive.
So much puke
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
