I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize
