Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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