Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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