I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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