You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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