is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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