You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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