so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
did you just send me my own nude
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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