its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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