You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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