you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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