Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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