Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Randomize
