dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
