This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
His nipple licking is glorious
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