I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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