Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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