Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
