More tranny stories later!
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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