Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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