So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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