Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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