Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Houston, we have a squirter
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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