I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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