We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
3pm strippers are depressing
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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