dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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