Non-Jews are for practice
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
There's always time for handjobs
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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