you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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