I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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