Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I party with great urgency now.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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