Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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