i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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