if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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