he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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