i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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