Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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