Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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